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2002


JANUARY

THOSE PRESENT: Paul Lloyd, Malcolm Elliott, John Bannon, John Paisley, Ed Pegge, Michael Jacobs, John McGowan, Tony Colebatch, Father Ephraim Chifley, George Belperio, Frank Staltarti, Nick Pilla, Leo Davis.               

Pegge, George, Malcolm, John B, John P, John McG, Nick, Jacobs, Paul (obscured) Fr. Ephraim

Paul, Fr Ephraim, Pegge, George. (Note the ash tray.)

 

Around this time, Fr. Ephraim was writing a food column in Christopher Pearson's Adelaide Review and preaching

the Latin Mass to a group including Pearson, Jack Snelling and various one-time DLP folks.

The dyed hair probably had to go. He was perhaps under orders when he turned up without it at the next Hogarth lunch.

Frank, George, Malcolm, John B, John P, John McG

Manager Primo Caon came bringing two women who were interested in hiring the Hogarth room.

The women are not in the picture but Pegge's eyes tell you where they were.

 


 

FEBRUARY

 

Thursday, February 21, 2002.

HOGARTH LUNCHEON: Hogarth Room. Chesser Cellar, Chesser Street, Adelaide.

Diners:   Paul Lloyd, Michael Jacobs, Hon. John Bannon, Ian Hamilton, John McGowan, Fr. Ephraim Chifley, Edmund Pegge, Peter Tregilgas, Hon. Angus Redford, Andrew Male, Leo Davis. Short, seated, non dining, but drinking visit:   Gail Male (neé Bartel).

 

 

Clockwise from front left: Andrew Male, Angus Redford,  John McGowan (hidden), Fr. Ephraim Chifley, Peter Tregilgas, Ian Hamilton, John Bannon, Paul Lloyd, Ed Pegge

 

 

Fr. Ephraim Chifley, Gail & Andrew Male.

Ephraim had brought Andrew, an ABC journalist, to the Church and had officiated at his recent wedding to fellow ABC employee, Gail Bartel.  Andrew has been the Regional Content Manager at ABC 639, based in Pt Pirie, from 2001 and still was so in mid 2017.

 

 

Clockwise from front left: Andrew Male, Angus Redford, John McGowan, Fr. Ephraim Chifley, Peter Tregilgas, Paul Lloyd, Michael Jacobs.

 


 

MARCH

Thursday, March 21, 2002.

Hogarth room
; Chesser Cellar, Chesser Street, Adelaide.
Diners:   Michael Jacobs, Paul Lloyd, Hon. John Bannon, Tony Brooks, Angus Redford, Fr. Ephraim Chifley, George Belperio, Frank Staltari, Nick Pilla, Mike Norman, Paul Russell, Leo Davis Short, seated, non dining visit:   Richard Potter.



Clockwise from front left: George Belperio, Mike Norman, Hon. Angus Redford, Hon. John Bannon, Fr. Ephraim Chifley, Paul Russell (note that he is smoking at table), Nick Pilla, Michael Jacobs, Paul Lloyd, Tony BrooksLisa Rouse is serving coffees.  We are drinking the Sevenhill Liqueur Tokay that, quite appropriately, Fr. Ephraim brought along.

Frank Staltari, Michael Jacobs, Paul Lloyd.

Clockwise from front left: Nick Pilla, Frank Staltari, Michael Jacobs, Paul Lloyd, Tony Brooks, George Belperio, Mike Norman, Hon. Angus Redford, Hon. John Bannon (obscured), Fr. Ephraim Chifley, Paul Russell. Lisa Rouse (at rear) is preparing coffees.



Fr. Ephraim Chifley and his guest Paul Russell. (State Secretary of The National Civic Council; he took over that role from Mark Posa).  Ephraim is giving Paul’s teenage son private lessons in Latin. 


MAY
 

Thursday, May 16, 2002.  Hogarth Room, Chesser Cellar, Chesser Street, Adelaide.
Diners:
John Bannon, Rose Bennetts, Fr. Ephraim Chifley, Tony Colebatch, Leo Davis, Malcolm Elliott, Michael Jacobs, Paul Lloyd, John Potter.

John Potter had a great anecdote concerning a visit to his isolated farm house by a presence sent from a Pacific Island. He proposed a toast to his daughter's 16th birthday, today. Which led Ephraim, via some missed connection, to propose a toast to the Catholics slaughtered by the French Revolutionaries.  Why hold such a grudge?  Bannon said ‘Only if we can drink to the Huguenots too’ and later ‘But all the French were Catholics then.  It was working class Catholics killing upper class Catholics’.
 


 Malcolm Elliott, Fr. Ephraim Chifley, John Bannon, Michael Jacobs, Tony Colebatch, Lisa Rouse serves coffees.

A media comment was mentioned, about the latest Star Wars movie, along the lines that the only good thing promoters can say is that it’s better than the last was dismissed by those who claimed to have heard good reports.  Then John Bannon reported that his step-son has a ‘bit part’ in it.  Dylan’s mother has seen the movie and claims that the lad, despite wearing a heavy helmet, is clearly recognisable and has a ‘speaking role’, in that he can be seen to be speaking in the background, as an extra in a crowd scene.

Bannon (currently Master of College) enjoyed telling us what his St Marks residents are up to.  They have a yearly cycle of ‘Dare’ activities. It’s unclear whether all or just ‘Freshers’ are involved.  Stops on the cycle include some activity at the nude statue of Hercules, a visit to a ‘Sex Shop’ including asking certain set questions and attendance at a Western movie, or the nearest to the genre available, and behaving so badly that one is ejected from the theatre.  Arrests occur some/most years.

Lloyd asked Bannon why his Cabinet had been so good. ‘Leadership’ he quipped and then chuckled. ‘Team spirit.  They were all there because they wanted to be.  They wanted to do things.  They weren't just there for a job and for power’.  He claimed that other Labor leaders, from other States, used to phone him or talk to him to ask how he managed it; why were there no leaks, no out of Caucus squabbles.




Rose Bennetts, Paul Lloyd, Tony Colebatch, John Potter, Malcolm Elliott, Fr. Ephraim Chifley, John Bannon, Michael Jacobs.  Lisa Rouse is serving coffees.                           

Bannon and Chifley discussed  Mark Latham's comments about Tony Staley.  Bannon conceded that Staley had bravely overcome or battled with his adversity but had done awful things in his job as Liberal Party President.  He agreed when Ephraim said that Latham might lead the ALP one day.  Ephraim spoke as a though he were a Labor person.  It would be a very Right Wing Labor Party that could accommodate him.  John Howard's leadership was attacked by Lloyd, as being weak and directionless, but Bannon defended him. ‘He's the best politician around.  Why the Libs would think of getting rid of him I don't know’.

Ephraim had lunched with a woman, in Sydney, who has written a book on prostitution.  An extract has been published in the latest ‘Australian Penthouse’.  Lots of chuckles.  ‘He buys it for the articles!’   Of course the table knew the writer, her mother and the trouble both had been in, separately.  The younger woman, the author, had been expelled from a suburban High School.  Jacobs and Bannon knew all the details.  Hugh Hudson, Minister of Education, had set up a Royal Commission, to investigate.  The mother had been an initiator of Women's Shelters and a general agitator. 



Fr. Ephraim Chifley, Hon. John Bannon.
 


Bannon told of Hugh Hudson moving from a University lecturer's salary to a backbench MP salary and saying ‘I can't live on this’.  He made up the difference as a highly successful punter. Bannon claims he gave so many good tips to other MPs that when caucus election came up, he was owed so many favours that he got elected to the Ministry.  Once a minister he didn't have time to study the form so the tips dried up.

A lovely interlude in the meal was triggered by the very poor singing of Irene, Goodnight by unknown persons in the downstairs restaurant. This prompted an already tipsy Ephraim to begin singing sentimental Irish ballads, in a very nice voice. He went on a little and Jacobs and Bannon both asked along the lines ‘What the hell brought this on?’ Someone else tried to start Australian folksongs, another tried some silly gibberish.  Perhaps in frustration, Bannon launched into, and would not be stopped, singing The Old Black Billy. Slowly most of us joined him in the last line each time around.  He finished, and it was a fine rendition, all felt lifted, and there was no more singing from downstairs.  ‘It's from the strike of 1891, you know’.

Ephraim complained that the new Labor Government had cut the sponsorship to The Adelaide Review (for which he is the Food writer) and so it was 8 pages shorter this month.  Jacob’s reminded him that ‘You need to choose your enemies more carefully than your friends’.  Ephraim then went on, with boyish enthusiasm, after swearing us to a ‘cone’ of silence; to reveal that senor Xavier Mole, an exceedingly rich Spanish media magnate, is to buy The Adelaide Review and launch it as either a daily or a weekly.  I naively asked who he is.  Jacobs, Bannon and Lloyd all knew that he's already failed to set up as a challenger to The Advertiser.  Ephraim enthusiastically said ‘He's a Spanish falangist’. Someone ‘That's a nice way of saying fascist’.  Someone else, ‘There's no nice way of saying fascist’.  Ephraim seemed undeterred.  He declared that ‘Defamation cases nearly ruined The Adelaide Review.  We won't have to worry about defamation because he's so rich’ missing the faulty logic as others pointed out.  It's only worth suing someone who has lots of money. Ephraim countered that Senor had put up $3,000,000.  Which all listeners agreed was not enough to start a viable weekly let alone a daily.


JUNE

Thursday, June 20, 2002.

Hogarth Club Luncheon. Upstairs at Chesser Cellar, Chesser Street, Adelaide.

Diners
: Paul Lloyd, John Bannon, Tony Colebatch, Malcolm Elliott, Fr Ephraim Chifley, John Potter, Michael Jacobs, Angus Redford, John McDonald, Tony Brooks, Peter Tregilgas, Terry Bradford, Leo Davis.
 


Clockwise from front left: John McDonnell, Tony Colebatch, Malcolm Elliott, Paul Lloyd (concealed), Michael Jacobs (concealed), Tony Brooks, John Potter, John Bannon (arm only), Peter Tregilgas, Fr. Ephraim Chifley, Angus Redford. 

Terry Bradford
is smoking at the window.  Notice cigarettes and lighter in front of Gus Redford.


John Potter told of his wife having a heart transplant since we last dined together. They got very short notice and were flown, by a speedy (550miles/hr. he said) Flying Doctor, to Sydney. Before the transplant she could not walk to the refrigerator without becoming breathless.  Now, while still in pain, she can walk for an hour.

Tony Bradford, John Potter, Hon. John Bannon.

Discussion of John’s wife's health led to Gilbert Island (now Tuvalu) stories. Potter says that a word for nudity had to be invented to cover the activities of their current principal legal officer, Robin Millhouse. He is in the habit of taking nude runs on the beach.  John explained some of the background and telling that nobody, these days, goes nude but when they did there was no need for a word to describe the condition because it had been the norm. Then with missionaries, etc., no adult at all was ever nude.  

Clockwise from front left:   Tony Brooks, John Potter, John Bannon, Peter Tregilgas, Fr. Ephraim Chifley, Angus Redford, John McDonnell, Tony Colebatch (scalp only), Malcolm Elliott, Paul Lloyd, Michael Jacobs.

Malcolm Elliott, Paul Lloyd, Michael Jacobs.


Malcolm Elliott, Paul Lloyd, Michael Jacobs, Tony Brooks.


JULY

Thursday July 18, 2002.

Hogarth Club Luncheon. Upstairs at Chesser Cellar, Chesser Street, Adelaide.


Diners
:
  Paul Lloyd, Tony Colebatch, Malcolm Elliott, Fr. Ephraim Chifley, John McDonnell, John McGowan, Terry Bradford, Tony Short, Leo Davis.



Clockwise from front left: Paul Lloyd, Tony Colebatch, Terry Bradford, Tony Short.


Fr. Ephraim Chifley (just in frame), John McDonnell, Paul Lloyd, Tony Colebatch. Is that chicken we are eating?

One chap named dropped heavily.  At a dinner he’d attended, in New York, arranged by Rupert Murdoch, Malcolm Fraser, then Australian PM, demanded, got, and was the only person allowed to drink, Penfolds ‘Grange’. 

We were told of a puritanical ‘Moral Rearmament’ person whose only weakness of the flesh seemed to be a need for after dinner pudding.  Dining in the Adelaide Club he ordered apple pie, either ‘with’ or ‘and’ cream.  I didn’t catch which, but it mattered. The waitress brought the wrong combination and was told, loudly, that the difference was the same as “a woman and child as opposed to a woman with child”.  He was so offensive that the whole party was kicked out.

It was mentioned that Kim Beasley was ‘Moral Rearmament’ and that led to a number of security based anecdotes.  It was claimed that Beasley’s ‘Moral Rearmament’ credentials mean he has the highest security clearance of any politician; higher than the PM.  “The PM never sees above ‘Top secret’ level”.  We were told that he sees papers circulated with ‘Not for PM’s eyes’ stamped on them.  One involved efforts to send a person to Switzerland to buy back Billy Sneddon’s wedding ring.  He’d given it to a hooker and couldn’t explain to his wife where it was.  Apocryphal, surely.  The power of Nottage Hill, one of the less memorable wines today.
 
At some gathering, in Fraser’s office, Don Dunston’s ASIO file was produced and our man couldn’t contain himself and called out “What’s the big secret?”  “He really can’t cook”.



Tony Short, John McGowan, Malcolm Elliott, Paul Lloyd.

Ephraim Chifley was hobbling and clearly having difficulty just walking across the room.  Asked if it had to do with his diabetes he claimed it was blister related.  Tony Short (himself diabetic) has just arrived back from his six months in NZ to do his six months of lecturing.  He’ll go back after the Xmas Hogarth.  He told of Carl Jureidini calling on him, with videos of his ‘recent work’.

Clockwise from top left: Terry Bradford, Tony Short, John McGowan, Malcolm Elliott, Paul Lloyd, Tony Colebatch.   (Note cigarettes & 2 packs of tobacco and ash tray).

Terry Bradford has been working on the documentary, about the ‘Hillbilly Hoot’ at 5DDD radio, for something like three years and is fed up.  It has threatened his marriage.  So he has given the production company a September 3 deadline.  A public showing is proposed, at the Mercury Cinema, sometime after that.  He sees the whole Hoot thing as a community social experience, not a musical thing.  Monday night ‘Hooters’ include Paul (Piccolo Pete), Tony C (Theosaurus), Terry (Terry Tex) and Leo (Laredo).


 

AUGUST

 

Thursday, August 15, 2002.

HOGARTH CLUB LUNCHEON. Upstairs at Chesser Cellar, Chesser Street, Adelaide.
Diners:  Paul Lloyd, John Bannon, John Potter, Michael Jacobs, John McGowan, Peter Tregilgas, George Belperio, Frank Staltari, Nick Pilla,  Leo Davis.


Arriving very late, I missed the start of an anecdote from John Bannon about research someone had done into who sat in which position in meetings.  The chairman's toady to his left (or was it right?), the person with the awkward questions half way down one side; left? right?  And so on.  This discussion lead Tregilgas to recall Bannon always choosing a certain spot in the Union Hall, in student days, from which to ask questions.  This allowed him to say, ‘You will all have to turn to the left to listen to me’.

Bannon was happy to talk at length about his experiences St Marks College where he is Master. He attends evening meal in the dining room, Monday to Thursday. A formal procession leads into the head table and the diners cannot leave till the (Student?) President of College rises. After which there is a stampede that leaves the head table and two or three other diners, of about 180 starters. The discussion arose because Bannon is looking for a new Chaplain of College.  No pay but all found accommodation for the person and spouse.




Clockwise from front left: Frank Staltari, John Bannon, Peter Tregilgas, Michael Jacobs, John Potter, John McGowan, George Belperio.   Standing at rear: Paul Lloyd, Nick Pilla.

Bannon has commented that his wife Angela notes that photos of him at Hogarth always show him pontificating or drinking.  He says that he never spots the Hogarth camera, even though he prides himself on being able to spot photographers trying for the opportunist compromising shot.  In the image above he HAS spotted the camera and has taken up a glass of water and assumed a non pontificating pose.  The lads noticed and their amusement shows clearly.


Clockwise from front left: Frank Staltari, John Bannon, Peter Tregilgas, Michael Jacobs, John Potter, John McGowan.

Jacobs proposed a toast something along the lines of ‘A toast to Peter Lewis for behaviour that makes Stott look reasonable’.  Bannon insisted that he'd find that very difficult and outlined why.  With a hung parliament, in 1962 I think, Independent Stott accepted the speakership, allowing Playford to continue to govern, on the grounds that he was ‘supporting the status quo’.  Labor won in 1965, letting Frank Walsh and then Don Dunstan lead governments but there was a hung parliament again, in 1968.  Bannon went to Stott and said ‘Well, Tom, I presume the principle of supporting the status quo still applies and we can have your vote?’  ‘Well. No.  I've thought about last time and realise I was wrong.  I should have done what my electorate wanted and so I will this time.’  So Steele Hall was able to lead an LCL government.   


Clockwise from front left: John Bannon, Peter Tregilgas, Lisa Rouse, Paul Lloyd, Michael Jacobs, John Potter, John McGowan.

Peter Tregilgas (above) had a recently published document ‘Social Enterprise’ (green publication to his right) that he has produced and which included an interview with Peter Thompson, an Anglican minister who has been Head at Timbertop and who went to Oxford, as a mature aged student, along with Geoff Gallop (WA Premier) and Tony Blair.  He goes to the UK each year, for a few months, to be Blair's spiritual guide it seems.   The document has a plan to wean people off welfare dependence.

John McGowan had brought a print out from the Web, of the sayings of AFL commentator Dennis Cometti.  Michael Jacobs knew of it already via a copy sent to him by Andrew Bishop.  John had practised to read the piece but Potter had it handed to him and started reading.  He did it so well that McGowan didn't even get a try.

Some chaps sat at the far end of the table and spent close to an hour sending each other lewd SMS messages, at a range of about 1.5 metres.  We Australians are early adopters of new technology they say. ‘I just saw a whore who charges by the inch. I can't afford her but she should suit you down to the ground’ and worse, were read to the table, intermittently across the hour, to some grimaces, some chuckles.  
 



George Belperio, Nick Pilla, Frank Staltari and Peter Tregilgas, late in the day, discussing problems in controlling weight.

Lloyd left early to go off to do an announcing stint, on 5UV.  He's just done a course on radio work.

And the tucker?? Lamb shanks and potato mash plus the usual plate of veges that, to my delight, not everyone makes a rush at.  Boiled baby spuds in jackets, carrot and broccoli.  Lovely.  And a crème caramel pudding.  And, even though I arrived late, the antipasto plate was still near to full apart from the meaty sections.  I tucked in being a pig for the veges (grilled egg plant, artichoke, mushrooms, charred capsicum, etc.) that others neglect.
 


SEPTEMBER

Thursday, September 19, 2002.

HOGARTH CLUB LUNCHEON.
Upstairs in Hogarth Room, Chesser Cellar, Chesser Street, Adelaide.
Diners:  Paul Lloyd, Tony Brooks, Tony Short, Angus Redford, Terry “Tex” Bradford,  Leo Davis.

Terry Bradford, Tony Short, Angus Redford, Paul Lloyd, Tony Brooks. (Note cigarettes & lighter in front of Terry; tobacco & lighter in front of Paul.)


Lisa Rouse, Paul Lloyd, Tony Brooks, Terry Bradford, Tony Short, Angus Redford.


Paul Lloyd, Tony Brooks, Terry Bradford, Tony Short, Angus Redford.


Angus
was probably still an LCL Upper House member at this time; before he ran, unsuccessfully, for a Lower House seat.

Paul Lloyd and Tony Brooks.

 


OCTOBER

Thursday, October 17, 2002.

Hogarth Club Luncheon: Upstairs at Chesser Cellar, Chesser Street, Adelaide.
Diners:
  Michael Jacobs, Tony Short, Tony Brooks, Wayne Anthoney, Malcolm Elliott, John Potter, Paul Lloyd, John McGowan, Rev. Brian Phillips, Peter Tregilgas (only for pudding), Leo Davis.

Fr. Ephraim Chifley got into the habit, round this time, of awarding a ‘Red Rose’ each month, in his Adelaide Review food column.

This month Lisa Rouse got a mention.  Ephraim has incorrectly made the Cellar plural; it’s Chesser Cellar.


Wayne Anthoney, Lisa Rouse, Peter Tregilgas.
Wayne was back for the first time since December 20 last year.  He has been working for Nyangatjatjara Aboriginal Corporation, based at Yulara for all of this year and many previous besides.

Clockwise from front left: Tony Short, Malcolm Elliott, John McGowan, Wayne Anthoney, Peter Tregilgas, Lisa Rouse, Michael Jacobs, Paul Lloyd, John Potter.

Clockwise from left: Michael Jacobs, Lisa Rouse, Paul Lloyd, John Potter, Tony Short, John McGowan.
 


NOVEMBER

Thursday, November 21, 2002.

Hogarth Club Luncheon: Upstairs at Chesser Cellar, Chesser Street, Adelaide.
Diners:
  Michael Jacobs, Tony Brooks, Paul Lloyd, Peter Tregilgas, Tony Short, Leo Davis, George Belperio, Frank Staltari, Nick Pilla & an unknown guest of Belperio.

Tony Colebatch, Michael Jacobs, Tony Brooks.

 


Tony Brooks, Lisa Rouse, Tony Short.



Clockwise from front left: Michael Jacobs, Peter Tregilgas, Tony Brooks, Tony Short, George Belperio (back of), George’s guest (name not recorded), Paul Lloyd (bit of his head), Nick Pilla.


Clockwise from front left: Michael Jacobs, Tony Brooks (his shirt), Tony Short, George’s guest (name not recorded), Frank Staltari, Paul Lloyd, Lisa Rouse, Tony Colebatch, Nick Pilla.
 


Michael Jacobs, Peter Tregilgas, Tony Brooks.  (Note cigarette and busy ash tray).
 



Front left: Paul Lloyd, Tony Colebatch, Michael Jacobs, Tony Brooks, Tony Short, George Belperio.



Nick Pilla, Frank Staltari, Paul Lloyd, Tony Colebatch.

We had a T-Bone steak, with mashed potatoes; plain fare but none complained.

 


DECEMBER

Thursday, December 19, 2002.

Hogarth Club Luncheon: Upstairs at Chesser Cellar, Chesser Street, Adelaide.
Diners:
  Michael Jacobs, Wayne Anthoney, Paul Lloyd, Malcolm Elliott, Peter Tregilgas, John Potter, John Bannon, Tony Short, John McGowan, George Belperio, Edmund Pegge, Andrew Bishop, Terry Bradford, Frank Staltari, Mike Norman, Ian "Bones" Owens, Leo Davis, Lyndon Parnell, Grantley Payze, Bill Monks.



Clockwise from front left: Wayne Anthoney, Edmund Pegge, John Potter, Tony Short, John McGowan, George Belperio, Bill Monks, Peter Tregilgas, unknown singer,  Andrew Bishop, John Bannon, Grantley Payze, Frank Staltari, Michael Jacobs, Mike Norman, Paul Lloyd, Ian ‘Bones’ Owens.

Note the added table, with six places, placed at the head of the main table.  Once we were seated a rather nervous young man came upstairs, sent by Primo, whose apologies for not coming up were passed on.  The youngster then proceeded to sing us a few songs.  And very well indeed. He seemed embarrassed and ill at ease.

 


As this was the 30th Anniversary of Xmas Hogarth lunch, Mike Norman brought a 1966 Penfolds Grange Hermitage for a celebratory toast. It was poured into 16 glasses so the serves look bigger than expected.
 



Frank Staltari, Wayne Anthoney, Edmund Pegge, John Potter, Tony Short, Lisa Rouse, John McGowan, George Belperio, Bill Monks, Peter Tregilgas.

Edmund Pegge, Tony Brooks, John Potter, Lisa Rouse, Tony Short, John McGowan, Bill Monks.
 


Clockwise from front left: Nick Pilla, Wayne Anthoney, Edmund Pegge (taking charge of conducting the carol singing), John Potter, Tony Short, John McGowan, Bill Monks, Peter Tregilgas, Andrew Bishop, Frank Staltari, Michael Jacobs, Mike Norman, Paul Lloyd, Ian “Bones” Owens.


Clockwise from front left: Tony Short, John McGowan, George Belperio, Bill Monks, Peter Tregilgas, Andrew Bishop, John Bannon, Grantley Payze, Frank Staltari, Michael Jacobs.

Bannon
is EITHER delivering a Hitler speech OR a lewd ballad; he performed both to great appreciation.


Tony Short, John Bannon, Edmund Pegge. This time Bannon clearly is singing a carol.


A reading of ‘the play’: Paul Lloyd, John McGowan, Tony Short, John Bannon, Ian ‘Bones’ Owens, Ed Pegge, John Potter.


A reading of ‘the play’: Michael Jacobs, George Belperio (hidden), Peter Tregilgas, Mike Norman (hidden at rear), Tony Short, Paul Lloyd, John McGowan, John Bannon, Ian ‘Bones’ Owens.  Seated: Lyndon Powell.


Standing: Peter Tregilgas, Paul Lloyd (with flute, at rear), somebody’s nose (Grantley Payze?), John McGowan, Ian ‘Bones’ Owens, John Bannon,  Tony Short, Edmund Pegge, John Potter, Tony Brooks. Seated: Lyndon Powell, Nick Pilla (hidden), Wayne Anthoney. (Note pipe, tobacco and ash tray).

A rendition of ‘The Play’ has been completed and a round of applause follows with cries for ‘Author’, namely Wayne Anthoney.  He wrote the Review type of play with Hogarth members playing themselves, over 10 years ago. I’ve seen it performed at the last two Xmas Hogarth lunches.  With many of the original cast/victims not present, their lines had to be read by others. I took the part of Don Riddell, one time Editor of The Advertiser.


A curious but enjoyable, tradition, at Xmas Hogarth, is for jokes to be told that everybody knows intimately, with inevitable revelations of or corrections of, the punch line. Over and over we hear and adore ‘The Booborowie Brass Band’, ‘The White Gorilla’ (Tony Short’s speciality), the three legged pig. Sometimes ‘We have no fuckin’ tomatoes’ or others of George Belperio’s ‘True Stories’, and others I cannot remember the names of.  I cannot, of course, remember the actual jokes, so they are a fresh delight to me each time.


Tregilgas has a ‘party trick’ that he attempts every year.  It involves a tea bag, minus its leaves, imagined as a rocket, that launches at the end of a short burn. It worked beautifully 2001. Things went wrong this year and Andrew Bishop is seen at right, celebrating/applauding the FIRST of THREE unprecedented launch failures.  Something had changed about the tea bags; moisture content?  Structure?  It failed over all recent years, only working again around Peter’s last attendance, before moving to Port Macquarie or similar.